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Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.
"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018
Tampoozled by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018
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Tampoony 

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.
Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.
The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
Tapoo by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
tampoon by Maryd August 23, 2006
Taco Tycoon. Someone who sells a lot of tacos
Javier is a TACOON, a Taco Tycoon. He sells millions of tacos
TACOON by Taco Money November 8, 2019

tampooned 

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
tampooned by nathz January 20, 2010