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Tampoozled
Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.
Tampoozled by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018
Tampoony
A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.
Tampoony by The one who calls Himself "I am" February 6, 2006
Tapoo
The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.
A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
Tapoo by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
tampoon
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
TACOON
TACOON by Taco Money November 8, 2019
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