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spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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rollercoaster tycoon 2 

A highly addicting game, sequel to rollercoaster tycoon. Better than the first or the third, this game is simple enough to pick up quickly but not lacking in features.
Dude, I was playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 last night and when I looked up it was 6 AM!
Yeah, you've got to be careful with it. Rollercoaster Tycoon. Not even once.
rollercoaster tycoon 2 by RCT2man October 1, 2013

eBay Tycoon 

A person that sells anything and everything on eBay just to make a measly buck after all the processing fees, taxes and shipping cost.
Hanamaulu Postmaster: Gosh Jay your husband Bob surely waste a lot of time selling all his shit on eBay. I bet he only profits $1.00?
Jay: Yeah, but times that to the 10,000 items he got listed and sold. Yep! My Bob is a eBay Tycoon!
eBay Tycoon by Miss Penn February 5, 2010

Taconite Curtain 

Taconite Curtain is a play on words from the iron curtain (meaning russian and the eastern bloc countries of the cold war). It refers to the slow progress and backward tendencies of people from Minnesota's great white tundra. The boom in mining created many cities along the iron range of Minnesota that have Taconite is iron-bearing rock that is mined in northern Minnesota.
Snowmobiles and ATVs are like candy to kids behind the taconite curtain.

Even after garnering fame, Bob Dylan was still despised by some behind the taconite curtain.

The new 21st century recession has had little effect on the constantly depressed cities behind the taconite curtain.

Behind the taconite curtain all kids knew was shoveling snow and playing hockey, and shoveling snow got old fast.
Taconite Curtain by mevdev May 29, 2009

Camp Taconic 

Camp Taconic is a sleepaway camp located in Hinsdale, Massachusetts. Almost everyone is very kind-hearted, while some people can be very jappy. It's a place that'll always make you laugh, and will never disappoint. If you're younger, don't go to the old waterski dock or teen snack. Don't be scared if you see a man yelling hasteens! If you like to be goofy and make lifelong memories, camp taconic is the place for you!
person 1 : "Where are you going to camp this summer?"
person 2 : "Oh, I'm going to camp taconic!"
Steve burke : "1, 2, 3, HASTEENS!!!"
Camp Taconic by person01235 September 6, 2019

Boss Tycoon 

Wealthy or powerful leader;top executive;dominator,tends to be saucy,crunk,and captivating
"Fuck What It Cost Ima Boss Tycoon Ty-Ty-coon"
Andre "Mac Dre" Hick! R.I.P