tarpoon

Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.

After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.

by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006

tarpoon

When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.

Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?

by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Taprooned

To have run out of alcohol

We realised with great fear that the keg had run dry, all the stores were shut, and we were indeed taprooned.

by Kate Adams February 20, 2006

Tampoony

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.

Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.

by The one who calls Himself "I am" February 6, 2006

tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".

That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot

by Maryd August 23, 2006

tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

by nathz January 20, 2010

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008