Taco-San 

An amazing guy who is selfless and utterly epic; a loverly sexmuffin; Someone who is true to the end and Elle loves him so very much.

That Taco-San? What a hi-cal dessert!

Taco-San by elle-C May 4, 2009

Taco Sandwich 

A savory dish created by Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series during the height of his reign. It consists of two tacos as substitutes for bread, with ten more tacos in the center. According to Robotnik in the Sonic for Hire series on YouTube, this is what led to his downfall and sudden increase in obesity, apparently becoming so fat, that he found a mini fridge filled with pepperoni slices in one of his fat flaps. Because of this, supposedly, the best thing an emperor or ruler of any kind can do if they want to stay in power is avoid taco sandwiches like the plague.

Dr. Robotnik had it all- money, fame, power, and then he invented the taco sandwich; two tacos for bread, and in the middle, ten tacos. Before he knew it, he needed Crabmeat to wipe his ass.

Taco Sandwich by Practical Problems July 8, 2014

Taco Santa 

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

Taco Santa by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco Sandwich 

When you poop in a vagina, cum on it(or in it if you prefer) and surve with spoon.(tastes best with a black woman)

"Me and Shinequa were feeling crazy last night so i gave the bitch a Taco Sandwich courtesy of Turel. "

Taco Sandwich by robertoadads October 11, 2006

Taco sand 

Taco sand is that weird brown stuff some people put the rim of drinks. (Seealso tajin)

Who the hell put this taco sand on my margarita?!

Taco sand by Derfiticulum March 22, 2024

Taco Flavored Sanchez

Where one is engaging in oral pleasure, to both the anal cavity as well as the vaginal areas, with his/her partner; afterwards they give their partner a delicately flavored kiss.

he licked her vag and booty before making out with her to conclude her taco flavored sanchez.

Taco Flavored Sanchez by perfecto sanchez January 18, 2011

Sandy Taco 

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

Sandy Taco by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010