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Taboggan 

Any type of stupid looking hat worn by a ham and egger douchebag.
Did you see that taboggan Sebastian was wearing?. What a ham and egger douchebag. Looks like he just stepped off the bus.
Taboggan by Funkdoktor September 25, 2022
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meat taboggan 

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.
The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.
meat taboggan by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017

Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.
Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

Doctor Toboggan 

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.
I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan
Doctor Toboggan by CWALK November 12, 2013

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

pink toboggan 

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
pink toboggan by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008
When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.
Wow I’ve done a toboggan
Toboggan by Tobogganer April 15, 2019
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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