When situations get too out of hand and either:
A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
by 1stConquest September 09, 2012
Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.
After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.
by Danny K. August 02, 2007
Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.
*table flip* IT'S ON NOW, BITCH
by indigohalf November 10, 2010
When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.
by Sirup January 24, 2021
something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
by the-all-giving August 31, 2022