noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.
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Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort
After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.
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A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!
He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005
Get the Row 5 Table 1 mug.This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War
by Sophia Ting April 20, 2005
Get the Row 3 Table 1 mug.The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.
Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"
Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)
Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"
Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)
Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"
by Dick Van Dyke April 20, 2005
Get the row 2 table 1 mug.1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
by Matchstick Mafia February 17, 2009
Get the Table 18'd mug.The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.
by Definethis01 July 13, 2017
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