Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

by Peter has no dick April 14, 2005

Row 3 Table 1

This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War

ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!

EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!

MUFFING ALSEE!!!

by Sophia Ting April 20, 2005

row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 21, 2005