TYPOBOHICA 

Acronym: Take Your Pants Off Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

An admittedly far-fetched abbrev, TYPOBOHICA is most appropriately used during drunk hookups. In order to be fully appreciated, this aggresive command should be shouted angrily.

In an ideal situation, both parties involved in the hookup will be aware of the meaning. However, there is a defnite upside to any encounter where only the person shouting TYPOBOHICA is aware of its significance. In such a scenario, the situation becomes more terrifying, more likely to cause permanent psychological trauma, and therefore WAY funnier.

Girl: That was wonderful! I've never felt so close to y-
Guy: TYPOBOHICA!!
Girl: What?
Guy: TYPO! BOHICA!!!
Girl: I don't understand what you're trying to...
Guy: aaaAAAAAHHHHHHH TYPOBOHICA!!!!

(confused, aggresive sex ensues)

TYPOBOHICA by nomnomnomfratfratfrat July 13, 2010

typological error 

a person who has mental typos

why are you acting like a typological error whats wrong with your brain

typological error by lastplaceloser January 13, 2010

typobonics 

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.

"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."

Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'

"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."

typobonics by metamer6 December 15, 2008

Typologically 

An adverb that describes the way that something is written via typing keys on a keyboard.

Person 1:"Whoa man, how am I supposed to believe you when you don't even have a video clip of him saying that?" Person 2: "I don't have video evidence, but I typologically clipped it in the discord chat using quotations surrounding what he said."

Typologically by TheeSandman February 17, 2024