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typobonics 

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."

Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'

"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
typobonics by metamer6 December 15, 2008
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TYPOBOHICA 

Acronym: Take Your Pants Off Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

An admittedly far-fetched abbrev, TYPOBOHICA is most appropriately used during drunk hookups. In order to be fully appreciated, this aggresive command should be shouted angrily.

In an ideal situation, both parties involved in the hookup will be aware of the meaning. However, there is a defnite upside to any encounter where only the person shouting TYPOBOHICA is aware of its significance. In such a scenario, the situation becomes more terrifying, more likely to cause permanent psychological trauma, and therefore WAY funnier.
Girl: That was wonderful! I've never felt so close to y-
Guy: TYPOBOHICA!!
Girl: What?
Guy: TYPO! BOHICA!!!
Girl: I don't understand what you're trying to...
Guy: aaaAAAAAHHHHHHH TYPOBOHICA!!!!

(confused, aggresive sex ensues)
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Typonics 

is the demonstration of the Ebonics language combined with typos and BS.
Idk wat packing heat means my mom n i dont like gangs. We dont talk to the part of my fam thats0in da gang. Cuz they thretend to stab me. They don't approve of my typonics.
Typonics by BrendaBashesD August 18, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026