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typobonics 

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."

Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'

"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
typobonics by metamer6 December 15, 2008
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TYPOBOHICA 

Acronym: Take Your Pants Off Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

An admittedly far-fetched abbrev, TYPOBOHICA is most appropriately used during drunk hookups. In order to be fully appreciated, this aggresive command should be shouted angrily.

In an ideal situation, both parties involved in the hookup will be aware of the meaning. However, there is a defnite upside to any encounter where only the person shouting TYPOBOHICA is aware of its significance. In such a scenario, the situation becomes more terrifying, more likely to cause permanent psychological trauma, and therefore WAY funnier.
Girl: That was wonderful! I've never felt so close to y-
Guy: TYPOBOHICA!!
Girl: What?
Guy: TYPO! BOHICA!!!
Girl: I don't understand what you're trying to...
Guy: aaaAAAAAHHHHHHH TYPOBOHICA!!!!

(confused, aggresive sex ensues)
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Typonics 

is the demonstration of the Ebonics language combined with typos and BS.
Idk wat packing heat means my mom n i dont like gangs. We dont talk to the part of my fam thats0in da gang. Cuz they thretend to stab me. They don't approve of my typonics.
Typonics by BrendaBashesD August 18, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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