John: I was on a blind date, but the girl never showed! I think she was a type.
Donovan: defiantly a ghost type.
John: yeah, she ghosted me
Donovan: I hate that type. Typeghost suck!
John:time for a PB&J
Donovan: for sure for sure
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'