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Thotus Begonus 

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)
"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.
Thotus Begonus by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018

Thotus Begoness 

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.
As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

Thotus Deletus

Will wipe out half of the women in the universe.
THOTUS DELETUS! Thot: I don't feel so good...
Thotus Deletus by Good Man Allah October 3, 2018

twotsicle 

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.
"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."
twotsicle by Chey B October 20, 2008
(to) twobus - (to) take two buses on your way home. Change buses.
I ain't gonna wait for this damn train, I'm just gonna twobus it, mate.

You can just twobus it, if you change at King's Cross.
twobus by Twobusit February 22, 2010

Totus Tuus 

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.
"My devotion - totus tuus"
Totus Tuus by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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