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TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States.

It is a pun on POTUS (President Of The United States).
"Without the use of queue cards or a teleprompter, our elected TOTUS has proven what a skull full of mush he really is."
TOTUS by higg -pa April 1, 2009
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Teleprompter of the United States. See also, Barack Obama.
In 2008, we elected our first Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), Barack Obama.
TOTUS by Yeah Yeah What What March 21, 2009

Totus Tuus 

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.
"My devotion - totus tuus"
Totus Tuus by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

totus porcus 

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)
I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.
The Techie of the United States. Appointed by KOTUS! (See KOTUS! definition) in 2025.

TOTUS!X is a level headed inclusive oligarchlike autocrat who excels in team building exercises like firing critical employees related to nuclear arsenals, ebola, air traffic control, and bird flu.

He created a meme coin called DOGE, ended up heading DOGE and considers himself much like the DOGE of Venice.

He is fascinated with the letter X.
TOTUS!X and his mature and seasoned group of 19 year olds deleted the team concerned with monitoring ebola. But it was only briefly and it was restored rapidly. Nothing to worry about.
TOTUS!X by cubano.fc March 1, 2025

totski hello

something you shouldn't look up on the urban dictionary
so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary
totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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