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Teleprompter Of The United States.

The official teleprompter of Barack Hussein Obama and the voice of the White House.
The TOTUS has told America that the White House's actions through Timothy Geithner to supply AIG with the money for bonuses was improper and that AIG should be vilified for it.
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TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States.

It is a pun on POTUS (President Of The United States).
"Without the use of queue cards or a teleprompter, our elected TOTUS has proven what a skull full of mush he really is."
TOTUS by higg -pa April 1, 2009
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In 2008, we elected our first Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), Barack Obama.
TOTUS by Yeah Yeah What What March 21, 2009

Totus Tuus 

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.
"My devotion - totus tuus"
Totus Tuus by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

totus porcus 

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)
I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.
The Techie of the United States. Appointed by KOTUS! (See KOTUS! definition) in 2025.

TOTUS!X is a level headed inclusive oligarchlike autocrat who excels in team building exercises like firing critical employees related to nuclear arsenals, ebola, air traffic control, and bird flu.

He created a meme coin called DOGE, ended up heading DOGE and considers himself much like the DOGE of Venice.

He is fascinated with the letter X.
TOTUS!X and his mature and seasoned group of 19 year olds deleted the team concerned with monitoring ebola. But it was only briefly and it was restored rapidly. Nothing to worry about.
TOTUS!X by cubano.fc March 1, 2025

totski hello

something you shouldn't look up on the urban dictionary
so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary
totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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