TROTUS

Teleprompter Reader of the United States.
This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States).

This term is currently applied to Impeached President Donald Trump because of his apparent inability to speak extemporaneously without a teleprompter.

Attempts to do so result in an average verbalized pause ("umm") count of 20-23 per minute. (Count them whenever you see the President's teleprompter break).

Dude, I saw TROTUS on the tube last night. His teleprompter broke and he ended up giving the exact same speech twice.

TROTUS by Barterman February 20, 2020

TROTUS

Teleprompter Reader of the United States.
This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States).

This term is currently only applied to President Barack Obama because of his apparent inability to speak extemporaneously without a teleprompter.

Attempts to do so result in an average verbalized pause ("umm") count of 20-23 per minute. (Count them whenever you see the President's teleprompter break).

Dude, I saw TROTUS on the tube last night. His teleprompter broke and he ended up giving the exact same speech twice.

TROTUS by Roguewarrior100 May 6, 2009

Trotus

Trump and POTUS combined.

Did you hear Trotus flew into Florida today?

Trotus by Joe Dirt Speaks Facts September 21, 2022

TROTUS

Truck of the United States, usually used to reference ford f150’s due to their extreme popularity

“Yea man I picked up a TROTUS for my son.”

TROTUS by Joe Dirt Speaks Facts September 22, 2022

trailer trousers 

trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.

trailer trousers by GrayRider February 28, 2011

Trottski

The 'trottski' is the English (British) translation of what is commonly referred to as 'the straddle' in Texas Holdem Poker. A trottski bet is a minimum of double the big blind, which may be executed by the player immediately to the left of the big blind, and can only be enacted before cards are dealt.

The actual name 'trottski' originated in Reading, a large town in the county of Berkshire, England. It is named after Lord Arthur Dingleberry Trott, a well known floral botanist and semi-professional cheese sculptor from the 1850's. Lord Trott introduced Texas Holdem Poker to Britain following one of his cheese sculpting exhibitions in Chicago in 1854, and the rest is history.

In an attempt to entice bigger betting, Neville decided to trottski his poker opponents.

Trottski by ThatJustHappened April 23, 2015

A Trousle of Bones 

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

A Trousle of Bones by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019