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TV and Friend chiken lover. 

Yup thats me, in every way.
I ate fried chicken and stole another niggers TV, unfortunatly, I have no electricity to run it.

TV Commercial Black Friend 

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."

TV friendly 

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.
I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
TV friendly by rperazag May 8, 2010

TV friendship

A friendship where it is always the same person who starts a conversation.

Just like turning on a TV, you start a conversation with your TV friend, surf some topics of conversation and then end the conversation.

It is always up to the same person to decide to turn on the TV friendship, otherwise it just sit there idle.

A very shallow friendship, not to be taken seriously.
Guy 1: "I haven't heard from Anne in forever."

Guy 2: "Oh she's nice, I have TV friendship with her, lemme send her a message and see what's new."
TV friendship by Running365dude April 30, 2014

friends tv show 

The best fucking tv show of the 90's-early 2k. Characters include: Monica Geller/Bing, Chandler Bing, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffey/Hannigan, and Joey Tribbiani. Follows six friends through all the troubled times you have in your 20s. Monica is an clean freak. Chandler is the funny and sarcastic one. Rachel is the fashionista/slut. Ross is a paleontologist and very caring. Phoebe is the weird one. Joey is the player who sleeps with everyone but does have feelings (just not for his sexual partners). BASICALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!
Did you watch the friends tv show?
No, I was watching OUAT. Why?
How dare you!
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Friends TV show 

Living Single's rip-off plus overrating and extra cringe
Friends TV show is fucking white
Friends TV show by 6EDP9 September 4, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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