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Tournament 

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Jeffs party this weekend"
Josh: "nah i have a tournament."
Kevin: "oh"
Tournament by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2008
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tournament 

1. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.

2. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he's cool because he's kind of a big deal at sports.

3. Legit (esp. when relating to one's ability at playing sports)
1. Guy: Damn man, let's make a trade in fantasy football! Unfortunately, LaJaMarquis DeWilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules...

Bro: That guy is SO tournament.

2. Guy: Pshhh. Who reads books. I was too busy this weekend cuz I was playing in the regional AAU tournament in Indy...

Bro: Damn. That guy is so tournament.

3. (Bro hits a ballin' cross court pingpong shot)

Bro: I am SO STRAIGHT UP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!

Tournament Ian 

A man who forgets his obligations at his job, can't play Rocket League, and simps his girlfriend instead of helping his friends.
Ian is a bussy headahh. Tournament Ian! What a save.
Tournament Ian by Xantohjan November 23, 2021

Tournament in AC 

A thing that you use when you are financially in need of money.

A way to get out of debt.
Ex: Johnny was short on cash, so he entered a Tournament in AC

tournament.com 

A cool website made cooler by the banning of Toad, and Twink, and WW. Now please ban Prez!! and Semtex.
The grass is always greener in someone else's tournament.com
tournament.com by T.Com Admin October 23, 2003

tournament style 

a fat sexy orgy party that has a halftime ;)
did you hear they went tournament style?
tournament style by phil manus January 17, 2011

tournament organizer 

A Tournament Organizer ( T.O ) is the person who schedules an event, and usually the person that runs it and reports it. T.O's make sure their events run smoothly, and if there are any problems, they resolve them. They are responsible for the event from start to finish.
Champ is the best Tournament Organizer in the Smash scene! He always runs amazing events that end right on time.
tournament organizer by Maiko_17 December 30, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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