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Refers to "Tippin' On My Dick", a new alternative way to saying LMAO or LOL.
Yea, I saw it coming. I was Tomd!!
TOMD by NikesOnMyFeet November 17, 2010
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Dat hoe is TOMD!
TOMD by Mr Filthy October 4, 2021

TomD’ing 

TomD’ing is a term used to describe someone who is being highly rude and offensive to a girl or her friends. If you are TomD’ing then everyone will try and avoid you simply because of how you treat others. No one likes a TomD’er
Friend - “oh my god he is being so rude to you!”

Girl - “yeah I know...”
Friend - “he is totally TomD’ing, it’s not even funny, I’m going to go over there and slap him!”
TomD’ing by GHTheGirthquake February 24, 2019

Tom Tom'd 

Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.

Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.
Dude, we are nowhere near WhiteCastle...I think we got Tom Tom'd!

Sorry I'm late, I got Tom Tom'd on the way and ended up in the next county.
Tom Tom'd by GP Esta June 10, 2009
It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.
Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"
Tom D. by BigB1991 March 30, 2010
Someone who purposely overloads his mate with porn so that his mate loses sleep and develops nasty calluses
Michael: "Tomdog, do you have any porn"
Tomdog: "Yeah, take these. You'll be flogging yourself stupid for days"
Tomdog by Ron Gregory March 19, 2008