Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Amazing bouncy up towns that people like to lick/suck/touch/squeeze as much as possible!
Jeremy never passes up an opportunity to lick on some tittays.
tittays by MissTittaysOS November 26, 2015
look at that girl's tyttays, they got its gravitational pull.
tittays by Spit September 7, 2004
Female boobs, another word for it. Used by Jenna Marbles.
Fondle my tittays.
Tittays by TehUberBree August 16, 2011

tittyasshands 

As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.
"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.
tittyasshands by cart g May 6, 2014

Off my tittys 

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are
Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys
Off my tittys by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"
Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!
tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more