thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

THONKER

A loser who is obsessed with the Thonk meme, wich is a parody of the thinking emoji.

Thonker: "has a thonk picture" post thonk memes all the time on discord and 9gag
responder: haha funny thonk

by gaynibba_63 April 19, 2018

Thonker

A synonym for one’s head.

My friend in class was being dumb. He wasn’t using his thonker.

by mommabear69 November 1, 2023

Thronker

An incredible long range goal in football. Similar to a screamer. Started by BBC's Dan Walker.

Steven Gerrard scores a thronker against West Ham!

by Lukendo October 25, 2011

WISHFUL THINKER

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

by lastword2 April 14, 2008

Hey Thonkels

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.

by Latoya F Nazaire May 28, 2018