And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.