The crackhead

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When you ejaculate on your own arm in a line and the girl snorts it off.

Friend: Dude I didn't know you dealt.
Me: Ya last night my girl needed a fix so i drew up a line and gave her the crackhead.

The crackhead by Speenis Wild February 6, 2009

Words you can keep

THE crackhead

an INCREDIBLE cameraman and an INCREDIBLY bad player of every videogame

Matukite: DO NOT USE PEKKA AND EBARBS TOGETHER!!!!
THE crackhead: nah man

THE crackhead by doctor crackhead!!! November 9, 2021

The crackhead laugh

One who laughs like a crackhead. Also see Peter Smith

Holy shit Peter has mastered the crackhead laugh.

The crackhead laugh by Pierre the great March 14, 2005

Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack

“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!

Kimmy the crackhead grandma by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019

Ibti the crackhead

Ibti is the only denfintion of crackhead

Ibti the crackhead

Ibti the crackhead by Shows am June 30, 2019

The Cracked Voice

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

The Cracked Voice by Jacopo January 6, 2010

The Cracked Voice

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

The Cracked Voice by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026