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The top
The top by Idio Morrum October 12, 2005
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The Top J
The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎
The Top J by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023
The Top Gear Effect
The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."
The Top Gear Effect by Louiefook April 2, 2016
The Top Tens
The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
The Top Gun
A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.
The Top Gun by Kim Dong-Illmatic May 25, 2009
the top house
the top house by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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