the plastic 

Ashlee Simpson, a helluva conceited bitch.

Eva met The Plastic today and threw her vodka in her face!

the plastic by every March 20, 2008

The Plastic Hammer 

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

The Plastic Hammer by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

The Plastic Addict 

A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.

This has been The Plastic Addict. I stay addicted so you can stay away.

The Plastic Addict by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010

stick a chick without the plastic 

1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken

"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."

Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.

stick a chick without the plastic by DurtyD22 February 24, 2011

beat the plastic 

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

beat the plastic by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

pulling the plastic 

Pulling the plastic is when you are roach coaching a clip that is burning so low that the plastic is on fire and you are inhaling (pulling) the plastic smoke

Conor: What was wrong with Lee last night he was acting weird

Ryan c: Lee was wildin last night, he was straight pulling the plastic

pulling the plastic by Joeseph albert November 18, 2018

packing the plastic 

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

packing the plastic by Andy Linn May 5, 2006