The Mum 

A caveman who loves to whoop her adversaries with her infamous level 6 wooden club. She is known for her insane strength and power, as well as her apelike tendencies, as well as constantly saying "Ooga ooga ooga ooga".

She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).

Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.

Maameron: You wanna fight? I'm next door!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!

The Mum by Negro Testies July 16, 2021

the mum whisperer 

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.

hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night

the mum whisperer by sniper047 June 9, 2009

ur mum the mega big super gey 

Too dangerous to ever say or everyone in the universe will die

"ur mum gey"
"no u"
"ur mum the big gey"
"no u"
"UR MUM THE MEGA BIG SUPER GEY"
*dies in huge ball of death rolling down a volcano with lava all over it and spikes*

ur mum the mega big super gey by Michaelsoft Binbows June 11, 2018

Mum Get The Camera 

The only acceptable response in the event that one achieves a last second game winning throwing knife kill from a reasonable distance. the phrase is also used in the aftermath of one unleashing some siq 420 noscope upon an unsuspecting scrublord, or achieving similar feats. Occasionally, the phrase is used if one wishes to acquire a device used for taking photographs, but is unable to do so, resorting to request the assistance of one's mother.

"OH, OH MY GOD, OOOHHHHH, OH MY F*CKING GAWD, OOOHHHHHH, (incomprehensible screaming ), OOOHHH, MUM GET THE CAMERAAAA, MUMMY, MUUMMMMMYY, MUMMMMMYYYYY OH MY GAAAWWWWDDD" - said xXxMLGqUiCkScOpR420XxX upon achieving an impressive game winning throwing knife kill.

Mum Get The Camera by DankFroggin420 January 5, 2015

mum's the word 

means to keep this a secret; don't tell anybody

I don't want anybody to know about this affair until next week, so mum's the word!

mum's the word by Venera December 22, 2005

ur mum got the big gay 

An insult so strong it's dangerous to use, whenever in an argument and apply this insult to the other person they will be anilatared most likely die or throw a no u which you must respond with anyone named "their name" mum triple gay which will finish them off

Timmy: your sister a mister
Roders: well ur mum got the big gay
Timmy: suffers a heart attack (99% die when happens like this)

ur mum got the big gay by Rodersmoderssloders May 15, 2018

mum's the word 

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

mum's the word by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010