The jizz 

Something that is really cool

Made popular by DJ & The Fro

Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

The jizz by pvpimp310 June 1, 2009

The Jizz 

When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.

A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!

The Jizz by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009

The Jizz 

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.

Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone

The Jizz by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022

the JIZZ’s 

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020

THE Jizz Goblin 

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

THE Jizz Goblin by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005

The Jizz Line 

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

The Jizz Line by Tahariel July 4, 2012