THE JESS 

Calm, cool, collected and rational DOE member.
Usually blonde, a mammal and highly hydrated.

OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.

THE JESS by Cee o June 17, 2020

The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.

The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!

The Jess Rule by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017

The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.

"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.

The Jess Treatment by Fernandon October 16, 2008

The Jess baily 

Springboarding while doing flying Henry's on cunts heads then gravitating towards another victim.

The Jess baily effect

The Jess baily by Jess baily May 28, 2022

Assume the Jess Neville 

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

Assume the Jess Neville by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Jess the Jambo singer 

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.

"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "

Jess the Jambo singer by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019

The Jessie Effect 

A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.

Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules

Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.

As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.

The Jessie Effect by imthedomin8er July 31, 2010