THE HARP 

A hidden instrument used in the song, MEGALOVANIA. It plays a set of Quarter Notes following the brass melody, its mono on the left ear and is only heard by 33% of UNDERTALE Fans. Despite being called the Harp, it's actually an Organ layered with a Square Wave.

"Hey guys, i think i found something in MEGALOVANIA"

"Holy shit, its {THE HARP]

THE HARP by seerified3 March 25, 2022

The Harp-Oil Government 

A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.

Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."

The Harp-Oil Government by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011

playing the harp

To be so deep in thought or daydreaming that you are not aware of someone speaking to you.

Similar to the 'Space Cadet' and 'Away with the fairies', though this one also refers to someone in deep thought as well as someone who is daydreaming.

Comes from the common drawings of deities playing the harp in the clouds.

Person 1: So what do you think Andy? ... Andy?
Person 2: Let him be, can't you see Andy is playing the harp?

playing the harp by RubberGum August 13, 2014

The Colt harp

When you call the police on yourself without thinking.

" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot"

" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."

The Colt harp by Panadero Saint January 16, 2008

The Harper Stare 

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

The Harper Stare by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Man the Harpoons 

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010