THE FLUSH 

What the SHITEATER is waiting for BUT it is a PARADOX. What the SHITEATER is waiting for BUTT it is a PARADOX.

I want THE FLUSH as I am a SHITEATER BUT wait DON'T THE FLUSH. I want THE FLUSH as I am a SHITEATER BUTT wait DON'T THE FLUSH.

THE FLUSH by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

The Flush Scale 

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

The Flush Scale by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

Race the Flush 

A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.

Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.

A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.

This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.

I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.

Drunk Guy: Dude...I just fuckin tried to race the flush and I didn't even come close..

Race the Flush by ChrisBrownismyfather May 15, 2008

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

"Beating the Flush" by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

Flush the buffer by Sybil May 5, 2005

flush the clam 

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

flush the clam by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017

flush the tubes 

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

flush the tubes by TSHost April 4, 2008