3 definitions by Basket Catcher

Basket Grab

When your husband works hard all day long even though his boss is a dickhead and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Welcome home, Steve. Thank you for working so hard especially since you have to deal with Ken, your dickhead boss all day long. How about I give you a basket grab to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 29, 2016

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017

Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016