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The Conqueror

The achievement you get once you have stuck your cock in every hole.
"Last night I finally earned the title of The Conqueror"
The Conqueror by TenderNips December 9, 2021
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Sheldor the Conqueror 

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"

norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.
"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."
norman the conqueror by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018

William the Conqueror 

As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!
Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

Kang The Conqueror 

The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.
Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.

The Conquerors 3

Some game in roblox that's full of no life noobs who leave the game in one minute because they're fucking losers.
Its also a game where people think they're good because they have alot of skins.
I'm gonna play The Conquerors 3!
NOOO MY ENEMY PLACED A PLANT. I LOSE. TIME TO LEAVE.
The Conquerors 3 by AutisticNub February 7, 2019

conquer the uri-nation

Another way to say that you're going to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back. I drank a Big Gulp and I really have to conquer the uri-nation.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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