THE BRENDON 

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.

Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.

THE BRENDON by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023

The Brendon and Kevin Show 

The GREATEST podcast/ radio show in the world.

Holy shit, did you listen to that fucked up episode of The Brendon and Kevin Show?

The Brendon and Kevin Show by The Brendon and Kevin Show November 12, 2021

The Brandon Potter 

The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.

Grant: Dude, did you see that guy?
Brastin: Yeah, he was giving The Brandon Potter to everyone.

The Brandon Potter by Mootss September 21, 2010

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

Church of the Brenton by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

the brandon 

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

the brandon by Brandon July 23, 2004

The Brenden 

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.

"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."

The Brenden by ZdaRM October 16, 2011

The Brenton

The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"

The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".

We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?

The Brenton by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018