The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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Get the The Brendon and Kevin Show mug.The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.
by Mootss September 21, 2010
Get the The Brandon Potter mug.Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008
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Get the the brandon mug.During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.
"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."
by ZdaRM October 16, 2011
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The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
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