TGIAL

Stands for - Thank God I'm A Lizard.
Used when you feel so bad for humanity, but then you remember that you're a lizard.

Man, the human experience is such a shitshow, TGIAL!

by gh0stm3ch June 23, 2021

Trialism

The perception of difficult life events and misfortune as being a beneficial challenge to overcome, and therefore useful to your own personal development. The antithesis of Nihilism.

At first Sisyphus could not see any point in pushing his boulder for eternity, but then in a state of trialism, realized that there may be a meaning to his circumstance.

by ModernMichael February 25, 2020

trial of the dragon

What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.

'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*

by Dr.McLovin November 9, 2010

trial of the dragon

When you are about to blow a brutal kick to the crotch, the more proper way is to scream it. The yell to this kick is more commonly used for males, but can also be used on females. (A practice of trial of the dragon shown on the gif)

TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNN!!

by blastsupernova December 3, 2015

Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

Trial and Terror

When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.

Derek experienced trial and terror when he kissed the girl of his dreams, then quickly pulled away because he knew he had bad breath.

by IAmKrazyKool August 19, 2009

class trial

When one of your friends from a group of 16 friends gets murdered and 3 people discover the body, a hot girl controlling a godly powerful mechanical bear will appear out of nowhere, give you a 'monokuma file' and force you to do a class trial after a few hours.

In the class trial you will guess who the murderer is (it can't be the bear) and force the bear to execute the murderer (aka, 'blackened')

We just found this body of our friend who was in our 16 people friend group and now we have to do a class trial *sighs*

by Biakuya ToGAMER September 26, 2020