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1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.

You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."

This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.

2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"

Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"

Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"

2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."

Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
tftib by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013
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Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.
TFTCB by gap tooth grin June 9, 2009
Damn!! That 440lb patient is TFTB!
TFTB by BumBleBee9876 March 22, 2019
The best verifier. He is also know for beating dark fire, and many other levels. "Man I love TFIBB" -nJacked. TFIBB does not like nJacked and thinks Exenity levels are good.
TFIBB
TFIBB by exenity May 14, 2021
"Thanks For The Boner" a term used to appreciate a sexy sexy woman (or man, whatever) who is so hot walking down the street she gives you a massive erection.
TFTB by wickeddukeIV January 21, 2009
An insufferable bunch of soylent faggots who continue to rehash the same tired points about serially-neglected first-person shooter, Team Fortress 2, on YouTube. They publish great videos for furries, trannies, and redditors to circlejerk around, topics ranging from:

- Why the game should be balanced around the .0001% of players who like Competitive
- Why TF2 mercs staring in the most recent redditslop meme is the funniest thing ever
- Why every class except the one I main should be nerfed
- Why Valve hasn't abandoned the game despite totally abandoning the game
"Hey, have you seen the recent trend amongst the TFtubers?"
"Yeah, they keep maintaining that every weapon that isn't stock should be bad... except the Sandvich and Ubersaw for some reason."