TFTCB 

To fat to come back

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.

TFTCB by gap tooth grin June 9, 2009

TFTC

Thanks For The Chapter

An Abbreviation frequently used in comments of novels online for thanking and appreciating the author for the new chapter readers receive. They function as appreciation comments for the readers that don't want to write long sentences about the chapter itself or an opening for the following sentence.

Sometimes the full expected sentence will be "Thank You For The Chapter" instead of "Thanks For The Chapter" but it was doable so either way is fine.

Readers after reading a new chapter of the online novel:

"Tffc"

or

"Tftc, so we have a war hungry/peace loving demi God who understands his nation is making the ultimate gamble. A UN who sees his most distinctive general retire, a dwarves kingdom who got a technological infusion while isolating themselves. A dragon kingdom on the verge of destruction but thrown a lifeline. Oh and some gods who still are interfering even when there is a kingdom who has the habit of killing their avatars. Nice." -gorn_gorn (Out Of Space 667, RRL 2022)

TFTC by witnesses March 23, 2022

tftib 

1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.

You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."

This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.

2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.

1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"

Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"

Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"

2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."

Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."

tftib by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013

TFTC

Thanks for the Cache

"TFTC" in a comment on gcDOTcom

When you are either power caching (seeking many caches in one day) or have racked up a substantial number of caches, you start losing the ability to create unique comments for each one. Still, people like to leave notes, and GCdotcom requires a note to lo the cache, so we shorten it to an acronym.

TFTC by Pauldb June 5, 2016

TFTC

Too frat to care

bro: "my gf finally caught me cheating and dumped me, but I dont give a f***"

bro 2: "You're TFTC, plenty of slampeices in the university."

TFTC by sratstar123 June 24, 2010

TFTC

'Thanks for the Cache'. Term frequently used in online logs of individuals reporting the successful location of a Geocache.

Found the cache located under a bridge next to a peaceful bend in the river. TFTC.

TFTC by Mark Luscher June 9, 2005

TFTB 

Too fat to breathe

Damn!! That 440lb patient is TFTB!

TFTB by BumBleBee9876 March 22, 2019