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teammate 

the closest bond between to people EVER. even more then marriage.
Wow, Ariel and Sarah really are some hot teammates!
teammate by awwwyeah November 13, 2011

teammate agreement 

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%
Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl
teammate agreement by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018

Teammate Syndrome

When the teammate(s) you're with are completely brainless and don't do anything of value.
Commonly associated with games where bad teammates are common (I.E Warzone)
John: Did you see Dave last night?
Steve: Yeah, he's got total Teammate Syndrome
Teammate Syndrome by bagoonga August 5, 2021

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.
Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

Fake Teammate 

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries
Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.
Fake Teammate by The real23 March 14, 2019

Anti teammate

A person you dislike being on the same team as, so much so that you would prefer them being on the opposing side.
Jacob dislikes playing basketball with Eddie; he refers to him as his anti teammate.

Jacob asked Noah, “who is your anti teammates in our basketball game and why is it Eddie?”
Anti teammate by Shmose July 11, 2022