TCMPA

Twin Cities Metropolitan Area

Minnesoootan 1: "Bloomington? Is that part of da 'the cities'?"
Minnesoootan 2: "It's part of da TCMPA"

by ooo yaah shuuuure November 17, 2006

Tampa hello

(n.) The offer of $50 for a blowjob

It had been one of those nights, and a long one at that. The beat cops working Tampa's seediest street corner were out of whiskey and out of fucks for the latest loudmouth. "Hel-lo!" Darryl bellowed as they slapped on the cuffs. "That was a 'Tampa hello.' It's how we say hello in Tampa!"

by criminalité dans le sport September 5, 2022

Tompass

*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.

*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.

*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.

Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.

by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011

Tampa Tea

Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.

A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine

I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea

by ChonDeLolkat November 25, 2021

timpanzee

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey

Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!

by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

Tampa Bay Rays

The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team

Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.

by TampaBay069yeah November 30, 2011

tempatic

Composing of or involving tempo.

He sang along to the song with precise tempatic rhythm.
He ran a tempatic warmup.
She walked tempatically to her car.

by AnonymousToad November 6, 2022