Area

A short gay perosn

My friend is area

Area by ivshayy June 13, 2020

area

the section of a building or a school that has to be cleaned.

1.I dont clean in there, thats his area
2.get over there and clean that area
3.hey your area is very dirty

area by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Area

The environment of someone who has sociodevelopmental differences.

That's the area where I grew up and started banging.

Area by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022

Area 51 Motorsports 

A gang based in Spanaway Washington that is not respected by any other gang or law enforcement agency as a real gang but instead it is widely known as some wannabe rednecks who think they are cool. The leader now resides in Copperas Cove Texas with his ugly retarded wife and bridge troll mother in law.

Real thug: Yo my homie repazent yo clik! Fake Redneck: Area 51 Motorsports
Real Thug: ha ha I'll kick your ass.
Fake Redneck: Cries to mommie and takes vicodin.

Area 51 Motorsports by SavannahAfrica June 12, 2018

Area 51 Massacre 

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099

Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"

Area 51 Massacre by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019

Area 51 

A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.

Person 1: I tried walking into Area 51
Person 2: But why though?
Person 1: To see the spacey bois
Person 2: Did you get to see them?
Person 1: No, I was almost shot.
Person 2: What the—

Area 51 by F.B.I Director May 5, 2019

Area 51 raid 

A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.

Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.

Area 51 raid by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019