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talked to the john

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Regurgitating into a toilet
"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

talked home

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When someone calls you after something that affects them, generally in a bad way, just to talk on their way home.
It is done for the companionship of being walked home when the person can't physically be there.
"thanks for talking me home from the pub last night, I was too drunk to get home on my own"
"I was talked home by my friend last night when I couldn't make it alone" "that was nice of them"
talked home by AfroChewie December 24, 2009

talked me down out of my tree 

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This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.
My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

Talked a Big Game 

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Often used when referring to a person who has spoken highly of themselves or their abilities on a previous occasion.
Oi, you talked a big game last night when we were out on the sauce. Now it’s time to put your money where your mouth is!

talked them up 

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When you're talking about someone and they immediately call or show up where you're at, almost as if they knew you were talking about them.
Jesse: "I hate my fucking parents, they are such bitches..."

*Ring Ring*

Justin: "Dude, they're calling your phone right now!!"

Jesse: "Damn, I talked them up."
talked them up by theturtlegurl April 26, 2014

talked down 

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When your emotions are extremely high and someone has to talk to you so you'll call down
I had to get talked down after the game because I was so mad now I'm normal
talked down by Jill Fill January 8, 2017
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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