T.W.I. 

(Texting While Intoxicated) - Texting people stuff you wouldn't normally text while under the influence.

Hey did you text me at 3am to go to your house?

Oh yea.... sorry, I was T.W.I.

T.W.I. by JSaintzzz May 7, 2011

T.W.I

stands for Totally With It

She walked by asking me “Are you Nas?”
“Why?”
“If you was I’d be so T.W.I”
“What’s that?”
“Totally With It. T.W.I”

T.W.I by NoNamer May 24, 2008

T.W.I

twister while inebriated, othewise known as the act of playing twister under the influence of alcohol.

Hey dude, lets T.W.I tongight!

T.W.I by Lisa and Amy November 7, 2008

T.W.I.T.C.H 

A synonym for the banned word Simp on Twitch and acronym meaning

Talentedless
Women
Intertwined
To
Cooming
Herds

#TWITCH

Twitch has officially banned the word Simp. I proposed we make an synonym with an acronym with their own name. That way we can continue to have our freedom of speech and not be silenced for stating facts. Only a true simp would be "offended" by the word Simp aka a T.W.I.T.C.H

T.W.I.T.C.H by UGK DAVID May 15, 2020

T.W.I.T.

Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.

"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."

T.W.I.T. by J-A G Higg... September 19, 2008

T.W.I.T 

Acronym for trophy wife in training.
a trophy wife is someone who marries into money , doesn’t work, and is often shown off by their husbands. There are often times affairs involved in being a trophy wife.

a Trophy Wife in Training is the offspring, generally the daughter following in the mother’s footsteps.

“Madalyn is such a twit (T.W.I.T); she is going to be just like her mother when she grows up... going after all the rich boys, going to that costly private school”

T.W.I.T by tay.smi January 3, 2019

T.W.I.G 

Time Wasting Information Gatherer

The type of person that enters a store with no wish to make a purchase just ask lots of questions and waste peoples time.

That customer is a T.W.I.G

T.W.I.G by Remiel December 9, 2008