T.S.S

stands for tattoo shop slut. refres to a girl that sleep with everyone/most of the tattoer in the same tattoo shop. often gets double teams or sleeps around for free tats.

that girl is such a T.S.S.

by nicolerocksmore June 30, 2008

D.O.T.S.S

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.

joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

S.S.B.S.T.S

Switch stance back side tail slide

Just hit an S.S.B.S.T.S for the first time down that ledge.

by P$13 September 19, 2013

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

s.s.b.s.t.s

(S)ecret (S)kate(B)oarding (S)pecial (T)rick (S)ense- when a 6 to 8 year old kid is really good at skateboarding, like freaking amazing.

Skater A:"What he just do, A nollie backside 360 heelflip down a 20 stair?"
Skater B:"Yeah dude, watch out for that kid man cause got the S.S.B.S.T.S lurking.

by rastadrummer88 May 14, 2006

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s

“You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”

Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023