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T.S.i.S. 

Thank Satan It's Saturday! Closley related to common acronym T.G.I.F.. Saturday unlike Friday and Sunday is unmarred by work either by being there or not being able to drink till you piss yourself because you work Monday, so it's truly a day made for damning yourself without screwing yourself.
T.S.i.S. otherwise this game of edward 40 hands would have some dire consequences. T.S.i.S. Someone's Famous last words.
T.S.i.S. by Chuck-Zilla March 14, 2021
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dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. 

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.
Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. 

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant
Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

S.I.T.S. 

Sports Induced Tourettes Syndrome. A disease that inflects many of us in the athletic world.

Pronounced sits, this neurological disorder is characterized by verbal obscenities being produced due to the watching or playing of any particular sporting activity. In beach volleyball the throwing of sand is a common side effect.

Note: Alcohol has been known to escalate the symptoms of the condition.
After shanking a volleyball...

Liz: "Fuckin shit, why do I even bother playing this stupid goddamn sport."

Mary: "Feel free to ignore her. She suffers from S.I.T.S."

Gene:"Please forgive the language my S.I.T.S is acting up again."
S.I.T.S. by Bevmo15 September 7, 2011
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