T.O.T.U.S
Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.
T.O.T.U.S by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017
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p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010
T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight
Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020
C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit
When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.
Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.
Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
R U S T M O N E Y
Hey timmy, do you even R U S T M O N E Y? I like to R U S T M O N E Y on your mom's R U S T M O N E Y.
R U S T M O N E Y by teMity November 29, 2017
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