dude: "so, did you and carol
get it on last night?"
other dude: "nah, i couldnt"
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and
practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."