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The inability to tan.
Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."
Tan't by Dr. Gary Mustard January 22, 2017

wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.
Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

t-town tangle

The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle"
so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it"

Put the T in Tanita 

Putting the T (Tip of the male genitalia) in Tanita (Very sexy women). Fucking her brains out because you are that nigga from Tottenham
"Tottenham boy I put the T in Tanita" - Skepta
Put the T in Tanita by skepta6969 November 6, 2019

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

This isn't an argument

Hym "This isn't a back and forth. This isn't an argument. And you know that. Stop talking back. We're not peers. You saying words back doesn't do anything. It doesn't cancel out what I'm saying."