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The inability to tan.
Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."
Tan't by Dr. Gary Mustard January 22, 2017

wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.
Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

t-town tangle

The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle"
so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it"

Put the T in Tanita 

Putting the T (Tip of the male genitalia) in Tanita (Very sexy women). Fucking her brains out because you are that nigga from Tottenham
"Tottenham boy I put the T in Tanita" - Skepta
Put the T in Tanita by skepta6969 November 6, 2019

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

This isn't an argument

You don't get to talk back.
Hym "This isn't a back and forth. This isn't an argument. And you know that. Stop talking back. We're not peers. You saying words back doesn't do anything. It doesn't cancel out what I'm saying."
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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