Tan't 

The inability to tan.

Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."

Tan't by Dr. Gary Mustard January 22, 2017

T-Tan 

When you get sun burned while wearing a T-Shirt. When you take your shirt off only your arms and neck are burned leaving a "T" shaped white skin.

I was land scaping all day with my T-Shirt on. Now I have a T-Tan.

T-Tan by BostonTravis August 18, 2006

wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.

Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

wouldn't get a tan in hell by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023

tan tuba 

penis; skin flute

Does he play the tan tuba?

tan tuba by mackoftrack June 26, 2008

tan trash

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.

Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.

tan trash by jakrel July 1, 2005

tan tuddy 

Jamaican for Stand/Balance Steady.

Dawg, di gyal can tan tuddy pon buddy!!

tan tuddy by Qwinty June 21, 2018

Tan Tran 

To be touched or punched unexpectedly by someone.

Guy 1: *punch an asian nerd*
Guy 2: Ahahaha, you got Tan Tran!
Asian Nerd: N-no, you punched my Dark Magician. *gay FOB sound*

Tan Tran by Rocklee March 24, 2007