Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods