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A girls tits on a boys cock T on C
Have you already done T on C with ur man?
T on C by Fimm wilfhard September 17, 2018
Tongue on clit; sexual reference from “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before”
Lara Jean: What do you wanna know?
Girl: Everything. When? How? How far? H on B? H on C? H up and down on P? T on C?
T on C by HaiitsmeJJ! December 29, 2024

C on her T 

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"
C on her T by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Don't Shit On My Crown 

1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.
Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown

Don’t swear on my christian server 

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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