T jizzy
When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )
T jizzy by huckle berry February 19, 2025
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T Jizz
Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
T Jizz by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009
Don't give me no jizz
A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"
Don't give me no jizz by Black Bowler October 7, 2010
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