T in the M
When a girl comes up to you and wants to kiss you and you are too drunk to kiss back, simply thrust thumb into her mouth. This is called "T in the M".
T in the M by klabt October 18, 2009
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I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby
The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.
I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby by Gohawks44 December 17, 2017
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T in the M • I don't wake up in the morning for • Somethin' in the milk ain't clean • Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! • You don't have enough memory in the memory card • it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean • dont look a gift horse in the mouth • It doesn't matter in the dark. • ice cream don't melt in the freezer • Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word
WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
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I don't wake up in the morning for
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
I don't wake up in the morning for by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
Somethin' in the milk ain't clean
LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".
Somethin' in the milk ain't clean by Katrinka1 July 20, 2009
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!
A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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