The fleshy area between the legs that separates one's genitals and buttocks; also known as the gooch or the taint.
Archibald: It appears that Reginald will be absent this eve, for his groin hath been injured.
D'Artagnan: Oh my. Was it his Charles Dickens or his jollylumps?
Archibald: Oh heaven's, neither. He merely caught a whiffle ball to his t'weren't. He'll be right as rain by morrow.
D'Artagnan *taps cane in earnest*: Top drawer, good sir . . . . top . . . . . drawer.
D'Artagnan: Oh my. Was it his Charles Dickens or his jollylumps?
Archibald: Oh heaven's, neither. He merely caught a whiffle ball to his t'weren't. He'll be right as rain by morrow.
D'Artagnan *taps cane in earnest*: Top drawer, good sir . . . . top . . . . . drawer.
by Busta Schnut November 09, 2023