T'weren't 

The fleshy area between the legs that separates one's genitals and buttocks; also known as the gooch or the taint.

Archibald: It appears that Reginald will be absent this eve, for his groin hath been injured.
D'Artagnan: Oh my. Was it his Charles Dickens or his jollylumps?
Archibald: Oh heaven's, neither. He merely caught a whiffle ball to his t'weren't. He'll be right as rain by morrow.
D'Artagnan *taps cane in earnest*: Top drawer, good sir . . . . top . . . . . drawer.

T'weren't by Busta Schnut November 9, 2023

two nukes weren't enough 

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

two nukes weren't enough by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids 

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! 

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! by Jinkies September 11, 2006

Weren’t’s 

The really bad shits

John: Ahhh man that pizza made my stomach hurt.
Frank: Oh shit dude you got that weren’t’s!!!

Weren’t’s by The buck truck September 15, 2019

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

i heard you weren't sure 

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.

christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.

i heard you weren't sure by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005